I don't know why I bother to listen to you
day in day out, like Cassandra foretelling disaster,
for you bamboozle me with your talk of
winds falling back, increasing strong to gusty,
heavy showers with risk of flooding
becoming isolated, possible frost
with a chance of hail, a mix of low cumulus
with sunny spells, fronts moving in
across and away, for it seems to me
that you're covering all your bets
and honestly I didn't hear you say
after the Six-One News yesterday
that I'd wake up to snow today
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