It was something to do on a winter's day
a visit to the Wexford Slobs Wildfowl Reserve
in search of a Greenland White-fronted goose
or even a Snow Goose or an American Wigeon, if we struck it lucky-
But the detour hit us the minute we set forth-
Road blocked following an Incident-
and no diversion signs yet in place
and two opposing methods of navigation in the car-
Me, old-timer, reading the actual map
and you, early adopter, with your google assist,
I would have managed fine, laggard as I am,
if it hadn't been for the unmapped, unsigned junctions-
And so you took over with yer one telling us
to take a left five hundred metres ahead,
how far is that when travelling at speed?
Or take a right on to such and such a road, wherever the heck that is...
We arrived eventually via private land-No Trepassing-
a track that almost dipped into the mudflats-
and the lowest geographical point in Ireland apparently-
disturbing every nesting bird on the Slobs along the way
and on arrival we saw a couple of swans you'd see anywhere,
at least to the untrained eye, and, from the observation tower,
flights of birds that could have been anything-
we took the pics anyway.
But when you asked hey Google afterwards
as I navigated the road back, old style,
she told you that those swans just might have been
Icelandic Whoopers or Siberian Bewicks...
Hey , Thanks Google...
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