Wednesday, 2 August 2017

The 10 Worst Habits of Irish Hotel Guests

STILL SCOURING THE PAPERS FOR ITEMS THAT WILL TRIGGER A RESPONSE- HOPEFULLY CREATIVE.....

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/travel/ireland/the-10-worst-habits-of-irish-hotel-guests-1.3170160

The 10 Worst Habits of Irish Hotel Guests

1-Chicking Fingers?

How does that go?
"Ansin buachaill!"
Haven't tried that....

2-The Silent Charge?

For soiled sheets?
Torn linen?
General mayhem?
Never went on a Hen...
Sad life...

3-Taking Food from the Breakfast Buffet?

Guilty your honour as charged
Stocking up for elevenses, lunch 
and an unforeseeable future famine....

4-The Very- Hard- to -Please- Guest?

Possibly...
Can't see the sea from here!
Want a room with a view!
And Daniel Day Lewis too!


5-Hanging out in Corridors?

Naked?
Sex in fire escapes?
Haven't lived yet- clearly.

6-Smoking in Bed?

Nicotine or marijuana?
Compromised airways
Can't even inhale air
Properly

7-Scamming for a Freebie?

There's a used condom, injection pen,
Alien (not used) in my room!!!
Never thought of it.....
Does it work?????

9-Professional Complainer?

Firing off on social media?
Or Trip Advisor?
Or blogging?
Enough said...

10-Leaving Embarrassing Items Behind?

Sex toys?
Underwear?
Alcohol?
Never alcohol.....

But What About the Prosthetic Leg?

No one saw him leave
And he never returned for it!

A No- Brainer......

1 comment:

  1. Thanks to you, I'm getting to read all these fascinating articles!!
    And it would seem I've lived an even more sheltered life than you - I never, ever, take anything from the breakfast buffet. Having to witness my mother help herself daily while on holidays was enough of an embarrassment to put me off for life!

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