We have
different approaches to fire making.
You clean
out the grate thoroughly, sending soot and dust skyrocketing.
Then you
bury the firelighters deep in a maze of sticks and logs and coal and briquettes.
To locate and ignite them is a veritable Turing effort.
I try
random at first and launch several Cupid’s arrows in the general direction,
in the hope
of an off-chance encounter with flammable material.
Even long
tapers, improvised from yesterday’s Newspaper, often meet
the
same fate, and fizzle out before they strike home.
I consider
the physics of fire: the supply of oxygen; ambient temperatures;
the force
of gravity; and convection-
essential
components of the manifestation of uncontrolled combustion.
I curse you
several times for making the task so darn tricky.
Finally, I
launch another match or taper, hoping that it will catch the tail of the previous
missile, not yet fully extinguished, and somehow make the quantum leap to
full blaze.
Sometimes that works. But sometimes I have to dismantle your pyre.
And start
all over again.
Copyright with Cathy Leonard 2018
It sounds like it would be easier to do it all yourself!!!
ReplyDeleteNever thought of that!!
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