Friday 27 March 2020

Whatsapp during Lockdown


Since Rosy joined the Whatsapp group…

There have been alerts about thousands of euro
Flying out of customers’ accounts, mostly Danske customers,
But maybe you too…

Preventative cures for Covid 19: like lemon in hot water
Imbibed in the evening with a teaspoon of baking powder…

Images of a Scarlett O’Hara eat-your-heart-out ball gown replete with petticoat hoop-
The latest seasonal-social-distancing outfit from Amazon…

O Corona sung to the tune of Rodgers’ and Hammerstein’s Oklahoma

Bored lockdown victim cutting the grass with scissors (I do that anyway betimes)…

Dog on strike in protest on top of kitchen cupboard
Refusing to go for yet another inessential outing…

A hundred admonitions to stay safe, wash hands, cough/sneeze into tissue,
Keep two metres apart…

Rotterdam’s Philharmonic Orchestra performing
separately-together from different locations…

Good jokes, bad jokes, wine jokes
Did I tell you the one about….

Eight Things Happy People Do…

A clip from the Bee Gees video Stayin’ Alive…

And a quote from Seamus Heaney:

“if we winter this one out
we can summer anywhere”

Thanks Rosy!!

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