Well I’m
going down the road anyway! I want to smell grass, feed ducks in the park.
Me too!
You know it’s
not allowed now. It’s illegal.
Since when? Says who?
The government, and if we’re caught there'll be consequences. Fines. Maybe jail, and there are
hundreds of people there, all sneezing and coughing and spitting on top of each other.
I spat on twenty people last week. Before the
lock down.
I spat on a
hundred.
I went out as a bin bag and hopped along the
whole length of the road.
You saw that
on a video.
Didn’t.
Did.
Who says we’re unfit? Obese?
Non
essential.
Shouldn’t be allowed in shops.
I bought
twenty packets of toilet roll, forty cans of pears, six boxes of ice-cream and
rubber gloves.Dozens of them.
I bought hundreds of hand wipes and Easter eggs
and pasta and hand sanitisers
You can’t
get those anywhere.
I have loads of them. Thousands.
I want to
go to the park. I need fresh air.
We could borrow Rover, next door.
Hates us.
Doesn’t
Does so.
Remember that time you nearly killed him.
Thought those pellets were treats.
Did not
Did.
More like
rat poison. He remembers that. Mutts never forget.
That’s elephants.
You’re
allowed brief exercise within 2 metres
of home.
You mean kilometres.
Not us.
Unfair.
Ageist.
I want to cut the heads off daffodils in the
park.
With a
sword
Or a stick.
A walking
stick.
Berate dog walkers with dogs off leads.
Or on
leads.
Throw sticks in the spokes of cyclists.
Trip up
joggers
Get justice!
Voice from
the side: Are you two playing two metres
apart?
We are.
Well come in and wash your hands and you can
have ice cream and pears and then we’ll go to the shops but you know you’ll
have to –
Stay
outside. We know, Ma. We will.
It's all there! I don't know how people with young children survive!
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