"It's more like watching the ads," you say,
"with Olympian breaks in between.
And someone has written to The Times to complain about it!"
And a lot of the ads aren't even themed on sport,
though performance is alluded to, by the by, uneven as it is-
For there's the fellow brandishing the magic duster,
the one with the electromagnetic charge
that grabs and retains dust particles as if they were gold-
Versus the woman who scent-boosts her shirt instead of washing it,
she can repeat this in training up to a hundred times,
I hope she doesn't, for when it comes to the test
a clean, fresh shirt will surely pip her at the post.
But most of the hype is about spraying rather than airing
so back to that air time where we'd rather be pondering depth
of field and cadence in stride than Busting the Must-
Though the word cadence, when you look it up,
comes from cadere meaning to fall
which isn't so great for an Olympian hopeful
for there's no repechage for a DNF...
Copyright 2024 Cathy Leonard
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