Wednesday 15 May 2019

Dialogue in Flash fiction


The Fallout



Clara picks up the long stemmed wine glass and frowns, “Did you wash this?”
“What does it look like,” he says waving the chopping knife in her direction.
“You need to use the glass linen tea towel to polish them properly.”
“Jesus! It’s not a Michelin Star restaurant. Your standards lately are a bit….”
“Can you point that elsewhere?” she says, deflecting the knife towards the chopping board.
“High- All those late night business dinners in the city.” He packs a salad lunch into a plastic container.
“It’s work for Christ’s sake. Somebody has to pay the mortgage.” Clara smacks her lips as she reapplies her lipstick.
“I’m a writer and - ”
“Listen, I have work.” She studies her reflection in the hall mirror as she makes for the door.
“Trying to impress somebody? - Don’t forget your rabbit food, Ma’am.”
“Put the glasses in the damn dishwasher or lay off the wine. It’s midweek for Christ’s sake.” She shoves the box into her bag and turns on her heel again.
“They’re Galway Crystal.”
“Which reminds me, I have an away trip to Galway, end of the month. Pencil that in your diary.”
“Are you saying I’m an alcoholic?” Behind her back he picks up the wine bottle and necks back the last dregs.
“It’s to do with the Wugi takeover.” Her hand is on the latch.
“So the HR head and the IT geek have to trip off together once a month to seal the deal?” He’s waving the empty bottle in her direction.
“Bin the booze, Ivan and go out and get a real job.” Clara wheels around to face him.
“And you’re shagging a goddamn IT geek.”
“The IT geek is a woman. Put that in your novel!”
“I have.”

Copyright wit Cathy Leonard 2019

Saturday 11 May 2019

The Punter

Week 7- Dialogue
Create a dialogue from a crisis. Husband crashes car and has to tell his wife.

The Fallout


“People over seventy shouldn’t be allowed on the roads!”
“Missed the first race again?”
“Had a great tip for the two-thirty.”
“A few grand would come in handy for the patio. No luck at Punchestown?”
“No…. Do faulty break lights constitute contributory negligence?”
“Our breaklights are fine. I checked them the other day.”
“The OAP’s.”
“Did somebody have an accident?”
“I don’t think he indicated either- he’ll probably claim whiplash- fifteen grand a pop.”
“They’re reviewing those outrageous whiplash payouts.”
“Third party or comprehensive? Which do we have? Either will cover it, I suppose.”
“Cover what?”
“I tipped into the back of an OAP on the Naas dual carriageway. The eejit had a green light and didn’t move. Missed the two thirty at Punchestown.”
“Jesus, Mike!”
“But Ruby won the Gold Cup, his last race. Can you believe it? The man’s a legend! What a way to retire. You have to hand it to him.”
“How much damage? Was it an old banger? Did he complain about his neck?”
“A 191 Volvo- wish I was on the pension.”
“But you only tipped him, right?”
“It’s a brand new Volvo. A tip is priceless.”
“And his neck? Is that speculation or…”
“He took himself off to A & E, just to be sure. At his age he probably needs a neck brace anyway. I’m sorry, love. It wasn’t entirely my fault and…”
“We don’t have comprehensive.”
“Our damage is minor.”
“Or third party.”
“Is there another type of insurance?”
“No. It was due last week, and so was the deposit for the new patio, so I decided to take a punt.”


Copyright with Cathy Leonard 2019

Tuesday 7 May 2019

The Mother from Google


WEEK 7 IN FLASH FICTION COURSE. 
ONE TASK IS TO WRITE ONE HALF OF A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION. 
CONFLICT IS USEFUL....

The Mother from Google

Dating again? Isn’t it a bit soon? (Pauses double-bill finale of Line of Duty)
Well, yes. It’s one way of getting over him, but weren’t you the one who finished it?
I’m not saying you should have stayed. (Rolls eyes)
Yes, your gut feelings matter. (Lolls tongue)
He was judgemental? You find everybody judgemental.
I’m just saying. It’s a favourite refrain of yours.
I’m being judgemental!!(Reaches for laptop)
Haven’t you watched any of those Tinder documentaries? They’re not pretty. (Begins to scroll for evidence)
You just want to get laid? Tinder’s your site for that.
I know what I hear. Anyway who’s this Tinder date?
A DJ!! I thought you were looking for stability?
If your man was flakey can you imagine what a DJ would be like? What’s his name anyway? (Fingers poised on keyboard)
Markus de what? Quercy? That’s got to be a stage name. (Googles)
Not a great sign if he’s using his block-rockin’ hip-hop name on Tinder.
What age?
Forty two probably means fifty five. (Downloads photos)
He could be using an old photo or a fake one.
All I’m saying is check him out. If he’s a DJ he must be on YouTube. (Presses mute button)
You have? Well, so have I and if he’s forty two I’m a spring chicken.
Silence
You need to go past the first two clicks, sweetheart. His name’s Mark Deegan and he was probably playing Abba when I was a dancing queen.


Copyright with Cathy Leonard 2019